Accoutrement is defined as additional items of dress or equipment, carried or worn by a person or used for a particular activity.
Well excuse me for sounding brazen, but I'm going to go ahead and say screw Merriam Webster and their stupid dictionary for not putting my verb version, "accoutrementing" in there, and spellcheck for not considering a real word--because let me tell you, folks, it is just as real as "bootylicious" (forgot that was put in the dictionary, didn't ya?)
But I digress..."accoutrementing", in my eyes is about piling on jewelry to make your outfit each day because if it doesn't add an extra pound or two when you're weighed at the doctor's office then you're not doing it right. So let me show you how to do it right!
And I now realize how that sounds like the beginning of every bad decision you've ever made with a guy, I promise, this will not be a mistake.
